Legal Question in Criminal Law in West Virginia

Re: Types of abuse

Top 10 List of ways men abuse women

10. Choosing a gift for them.

9. Refusing to put your wallet and keys in the same place.

8. Leaving your clothes on the floor.

7. Actually answering the question "Why did you do that?"

6. Refusing to stop and ask for directions.

5. Zirconium

4. Suggesting a change of clothes.

3. Complimenting their best friend's clothes.

2. Unwitting telepathic perceptible to women, but confusing to the source.

1. Being male.

Men . . . you can't live with them . . . and you can't shoot them.